With a Sharpie, anything’s signable.

Perhaps you’re an NPR listener. That’s all to the good; I won’t judge you. Welcome to my pad.
Now is when I’m meant to sell my book to you. But listen. I ain’t going to lie. A straight shooter, the sort of guy who’ll sling the colloquial ain’t but lacks the glitz needed to follow with gonna, [...]

Yes: I’ve published a book about God and Reality. That’s a generous feat and I’m proud of it. On a superficial level, Repeat Until Rich: A Professional Card Counter’s Chronicle of the Blackjack Wars has to do with gambling, professional and otherwise, or I’m told that it does, and I’m not one to quibble.
Inconveniently, between [...]

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It’s exciting or I am colossally lame, deranged, self-obsessed. Maybe all of the above. The bastard isn’t even properly on sale (nor, I think, physically in print) but the deft manipulation of Google is giving some indication of who’s buying and giving me also the seed of a [...]

23 august 2009
Sorry! We are working very hard on this alleged draft. The fact remains that the book is in the form of a Word file I’m adding to right now. Grateful for advanced sales? Yes. (Mommy is the best!) It’s potentially due next week though I admit to some haziness as far as that [...]